For the stand-up comics who hang out at Open Mic Night
Every Monday at the Laff Stop
7:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. (sign-up at 6:45 p.m.)
LAFF STOP OPEN MIC
(to the tune of "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega
*sample midi music file*
from the "Stuart Little" soundtrack)
(Spoken Intro)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
This is Laff Stop Open Mic
Hey! You! It's Monday night
Everybody stand up for open mic
We got amateurs, for five minutes
(And folks who just wanna
show off and go over da limit!)
Same fools that were here last week
Admission's free - and drinks are cheap
We got Vickie, Danny, Martin, and Scott
You can hear us out - in the parking lot
This ain't poetry - it's group therapy
You know comedy - IS the best remedy
Comic relief - from social ills and hangups
So send in the standups:
Give it up for Slim - who makes me laugh
A little bit of Sean - breaks me in half
A little bit of Jennifer's attitude
A little bit of Sara's - just too cute
A little bit of Robin gets my vote
And then Melissa Nichols gets my goat
When Tommy hits the stage - it's all mayhem
From seven thirty straight till two a. m.
Laff Stop Open Mic!
Walk up to the bar
Drop your name in the jar
When they call it out loud
Grab the list - write it down
Trade spots if you like
When you're called to the mic
Watch for the light
They'll be flashing it twice
Once real quick - then right in your eyes
When you stop - if they applaud
You're doing it right!
A little bit of Marty hits me right
And boy I wanna party with Scott White
A leetle Francochela-makes my head spin
A little Danny Rios does me in
Let's give it up for Diechman's comic art
A little bit of Vickie pops my tart
A little bit of Brian, Bob, and Ben
They rock this place - live till two a. m.
Let's hear it for Mark Babbitt
And all the standup comics
at Laff Stop Open Mic!
A little bit of Dori makes me roar
And Corey's got me rollin' on da floor
A little bit of Mike - I'm black and blue
A little bit of Gustav - he's a hoot
A little bit of Joanie makes me dance
Matt Kirsch and Mister Mowbray split my pants
J-Fred and Henry Phillips make me sing
A little bit of Rob tops everything
I wait - all week long
To come down here
Just to sing my song
for the standup comics
that I like
Monday night
at open mic !
Come out to Laff Stop Open Mic Comedy Night: Mondays, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Free Admission, Cheap Drinks (not required, but they sure help!)
For the next Brassy Broads Show or Bosco's Comedy Show,
Check the schedule at www.laffstop.com or call 713/524-2333
Support local comics in producing a comedy show
for Public Access or local radio broadcast!
Contact: Tyler Esser, H.P. Productions: 281-894-4903
or Emily Nghiem, Educere, 713/465-0522
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